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RE: Wer weiß es???in Texte/Berichte 12.11.2006 11:04
von Dome • Ehemaliger - Admin
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Ah jetzt weiß ich es:
Die Prinzessinen treffen die drei Prinzen. Einer schöner als der andere. Nun müßen sie sich entscheiden werwen bekommt. Nach einer Weile steht dies fest.
Prinzessin 1 nimmt den Chinessenprinz und küsst ihn und in dem moment verwandelt er sich in ein Kamel. Prinzessin stirbt.
Prinzessin 2 nimmt den Rothautprinz und küsst ihn und in dem moment verwandelt er sich in ein rote Schlange. Prinzessin stirbt.
Prinzessin 3 nimmt den Chinessenprinz und küsst ihn und in dem moment verwandelt er sich in ein eckelige Blaubeere. Prinzessin stirbt.
Ich bin Admin - mache aber auch Fehler
Ein Mann ist mit seinem Sohn auf einer Autobahn unterwegs, er kommt ins schleudern und knall an nen Baum. Der Mann ist sofort tot, der Junge überlebt mit einer schweren Kopfverletzung.
Rein zufällig ist eine absolute Kapazität der Gehirnchirurgie im städtischen Krankenhaus. Der Sanitäter vor Ort klärt per Funk ob diese Kapazität die OP übernehmen würde, dieser willigt ein.
Als der Junge auf dem OP Tisch landet, sagt dieser Spezialist:
Ich kann diese OP nicht durchführen.
Es ist mein Sohn.
Wie kann das sein?
Hm, da gibt es zwei Möglichkeiten, entweder ist der schwerverletzte Sohn der leibliche Sohn des Spezialisten und der Mann, der gestorben ist, der Adoptivvater.
Oder der Spezialist ist die Ehefrau des Verstorbenen und demnach auch die Mutter des Jungen.
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